1992 I believe speech…
I believe we choose where we are in life.
I believe nothing should be lemon-scented.
I believe ATM’s are the root of all evil.
I believe anyone looks attractive after 8 beers.
I believe Elvis is dead.
I believe in memories.
I believe everyone should fulfill as many sexual fantasies as possible.
I believe Cindy Crawford should be shot and killed.
I believe Hitler was the devil.
I believe in remote controls.
I believe leaf blowers only work on Sundays before 10:00am.
I believe we are as beautiful as we feel.
I believe raisins taste exactly how they look.
I believe Bill Clinton did inhale.
I believe there is a sixth sense.
I believe in destiny.
I believe in taking a pillow to the beach.
I believe Michael Jackson can do whatever he wants with his face.
I believe blame is irrelevant.
I believe people walk through life never knowing their surroundings.
I believe marriage is not hopeless in the 90’s, just harder.
I believe in wine without dinner.
I believe what comes around goes around.
I believe everyone deserves the time of day.
I believe fleas are immortal.
I believe in tipping well.
I believe in life after death.
I believe people who have too many secrets go through life misunderstood.
I believe menstruation is a cruel joke form God.
I believe in order over freedom but never over equality.
2016 where I am now
I believe fate and character are one in the same.
I believe I am lucky to be able to afford lemon- scented anything.
I believe ATM’s are the last of our problems.
I believe anyone looks attractive after they bought my meal, made me laugh and bought me eight beers.
I believe Elvis dead but he did not die from a jelly do-nut overdose like my mother said ended his life.
I believe I have a photographic, autistic memory that irritates all boyfriends, marriages and all friend.
I no longer blush at the idea of sexual fanasies.
I think we should leave Cindy alone, plus her husband is a babe.
I believe Hitler was the devil and an antecedent how social groups react under fear and pressures given any knowledge of Global Studies.
I totally did not foresee the expansion and technology of remote controls.
I believe we are as beautiful as we ACT.
I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT BILL or his WIFE.
I KNOW there is a sixth sense.
I believe destiny is an illusion.
Pillow are necessary everywhere.
Michael Jackson. Too soon?
I believe blame is irrelevant unless you are married. Then it is solid truth.
I believe people walk through accept the reality that they are given, regardless of the truth.
I believe marriage is always harder regardless of the time in history.
I believe in dinner. But wine is good if you don’t have it every day.
I know what comes around goes around and I try to be of service at all times.
I believe fleas are immortal in arid climates.
I believe the morning doesn’t always save us.
I know there is a higher power.
I know nothing lasts forever except love.
I believe there are casual moments which are really wasted time as we could just get to know each other.
I STILL BELIEVE IN TIPPING WELL IN ALL CASH!
I know there is an afterlife. I have experienced it in many occasions that are undeniable.
I believe in order over freedom but never over equality.
I believe that hysterectomies can be the root of all happiness.